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Johnny sleepwalker

A 70-year-old man named Johnny went to the doctor’s for a physical. The
doctor ran some tests and said to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in
top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection
with God?”

And the man answered, “Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he’s so
good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns
on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.”

The Doctor was astonished. He called Johnny’s wife and said, “I’d like to
speak to you about your husband’s connection with God. He claims that every
night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and
turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?”

And she said, “That idiot, he’s been peeing in the refrigerator!”

Source: Submitted by Flipp Laffitoff